Real Housewives of DC husband Jason Turner is inventor from the penile volumetric measuring device.

Today's Kiss and Tell Report.

I confess. Even with my 7 jobs I am a Bravo Real Housewives head. Luckily the newest installment on the Real Housewives series will help me break my addiction. The premiere of The Real Housewives of DC featuring our old White House crashing girlfriend Michaele Salahi left me missing my wig pullers and table flippers.

The most enjoyable tidbit I could suss out up to now is this delicious little bit of scandalosity: Jason Turner, husband of DC Housewife Stacie Turner would be the inventor with the "Penile Volumetric Measuring Device."

Yup. It's a penis measuring device. Just what most of us have needed if for a few weird reason our eyes, hands or dare we say mouths fail us. I guess this answers the question, does size matter?

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If you enjoyed this write-up and you would like to get more information about male enhancement go to the webpage. Here would be the official U.S. Patent Office Information from Patent Storm for your Penile Volumetric Measuring Device registered by Jason Turner.

DESCRIPTION

The present invention pertains to measuring devices, in particular, to measuring devices for measuring how big is an erect penis.

BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION

Throughout history, there is discussion while keeping your focus on the human male sex organ. Generally, creating a large penis can be regarded as more masculine and manly than using a small penis. Well-endowed male pornography stars are considered by many with admiration and envy due to the length of their penis.

In recent times, society has demonstrated a strong resurgence in interest regarding matters concerning the penis. Viagra.RTM. (Viagra can be a registered trademark from the Pfizer Corporation and means a compound for treating erection problems)has enjoyed tremendous success since its recent entry to the marketplace.