I have a lot of stories to unload and after being a lurker for 5 years, I figured it was about time to give back a little. If nothing else, I can re-read them when I am old and gray. Anyway, this happened three months ago when I was on a surf vacation in the mid-atlantic area. On my last night, I decided to go on a Tinder date. Tinder has been hit-or-miss for me but I learned long ago to not let these things get to me.

The girl that I connected with complained that all the guys around her were just stoner/surfer types that had no motivation in life. I am in a white collar profession and there are definitely times when those types of people actually seem to have things figured out better than I.

So she tells me to meet her at one bar and then stands me up. I head back to my hotel and she convinces me to meet up with her at another bar. On the one hand, I am definitely wary of getting jerked around, but on the other hand I didn't really have any other options. I figured I would make the most of it.

I arrive and she is pretty and the conversation is good. She hadn't been out for a while and was making up for lost time, downing shot after shot. Now a lot of guys know the situation where a girl quickly goes from being flirty and buzzed to shitfaced and sloppy (probably girls know this situation well too). She made that turn relatively early in our meeting. She started to blow me off and talk with other guys. It didn't faze me too much and when I started to get too annoyed, I just talked with the girlfriend that she came with as well as some other girls and had fun on my own.

Anyway, when the conversation started to get really painful and boring, I took that as a good reason to duck out of there and call it a night. For me, it is empowering to take charge and graciously remove myself from the silliness.

I take a cab back to my motel and as I pulled up there was a girl bending over the trunk of her car getting out her luggage. I notice two things: first, she had amazing cutoff jean shorts that really showed off her pretty little ass; second, the car had the same plates as my home state. She had long straight brownish hair and a skinny body and small perky tits. As she bent over I can see the nice crease at the bottom of her bubble butt as it meets the back of her thighs.