Close your eyes when entering page 28. There you will find a Wal-mart shopper letting it all hang out! On page 31 a woman must be in line purchasing a new pair of pantyhose since the ones she is wearing has more holes in them than Ratt had in their pants during the 80's. And all you guys should check out the booty call at the bottom of that page. We go back to page 16 where you will not only find a shirtless overweight farmer shopping in Wal-mart, but on the bottom a man wearing heels and a mini-skirt.

The shop was unusually busy for the late morning hours. A bell to the door announced of a man dressed rather peculiar. He had on long black trench coat. The crowd seemed to quite their roar when his cowboy boots touched the floor.

Wardrobe malfunctioning? Try shopping in some different stores. Another habit we can get into is continuously going into the same shops and looking for the same style of clothing. Mix it up! Fire up the GPS and head to a different mall. Check out shops you normally breeze by. You don't have to go insane and replace your entire wardrobe, but try picking up a few pieces that you can mix into your currently one for a splash of something new and different. Also try mixing up the pieces you already have. Trying pairing up that pantsuit set you always wear with a skirt instead. Throw the blazer on with a pair of sexy jeans.

Pirates. Pirates are always a popular option. This is especially true after the popular pirate movies that have been shown in recent years. You and your partner may want to model your costume after a particular movie character or you can dress up as a traditional pirate character. You may even want to dress up as a famous pirate like Blackbeard or as Anne Bonney, a famous female pirate. If you cannot find a pirate costume you like at the local costume shop, you can create your own. You will need a pirate hat, a pair of black pants, and tall leather boots. A loose fitting top with a vest will complete the look. Don't forget to add props like a sword or a stuffed parrot on your shoulder.

Get the ideal African American appear or go for the cool European design.They occur in all sizes- little, medium and significant to adorn all faces and skin colour.